- Me: *enters Pizzeria*
- Pizzeria guy: *looks at me*
- Me: *points two fingers in air*
- Pizzeria guy: *puts slices in oven*
- Me: ….a can ginger ale too.
- Pizzeria guy: $3.25
- -transaction-
- Pizzeria guy: *reaches for bag*
- Me: nah, its cool no bag, I'mma eat it now.
- Pizzeria guy: Ok.
- Me: *puts garlic, oregano, parmigiana cheese*
- Pizzeria guy: *hands me the red hot pepper shit*
- Me: Nah, I don’t do that
- Noel the Mac guy at the Apple store: Hey, man, what's your name and what's going on? *too excited*
- Me: ...I'm good.
- Noel the Mac guy at the Apple store: Alright, great let's get this Mac started. *still excited*
- Me: Yes, let us.
- *10 or so minutes later, it is prepped and ready*
- Noel the Mac guy at the Apple store: So, man, now that it's up and running how do you feel? This is your first MacBook right?
- Me: Yeah, it's my first.
- Noel the Mac guy at the Apple store: So how's it feel?
- Me: ....Feels like I lost my virginity again.
- Noel the Mac guy at the Apple store: ....
Oct. 17, 2012
--- 7 months ago --- 2 notes ---- Mum & I: *seeing trailer for "End of Watch"*
- Me: That looks really good, mum.
- Mum: ....
- Me: What do you think?
- Mum: Y'know, if you took your beard off and shaved your head, you'd look just like him.
- Me: *imagining....* hell no.
- She: Can I ask something?
- Me: Yeah....
- She: *slight pause*
- Me: Y'know for now on, just ask cause if you prep a question like that; a question before a question its like a monsoon of ""oh shit what's she going to ask".
- MJ: Hey...
- me: What up...so....
- MJ: Oh my God, you trimmed your beard down * :o / :) *
- me: Yeah, I hate it.
- MJ: No, you look so handsome and your hair grew out a little.
- me: Yeah, I hate it too.
- MJ: But I like it, you look so cute.
- me: ..... *sigh*
- MJ: I like it.
- me: I feel like a pussy.
