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Aubrey Plaza as Daria?
Aubrey Plaza of NBC’s “Parks and Recreation”, ‘Scott Pilgrim vs. the World’, ‘Funny People’, and ‘Mystery Team’ has been announced to take on the lead role in the upcoming live action film adaptation of MTV’s classic animated series Daria.
The Parks and Recreation actress - who topped an MTV Clutch fan-voted poll to decide who should...
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Bam-Bam 002
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FACT! x Bathroom of Doom
A man and I are waiting for a bathroom stall door to open, all are occupied bus he notices I was there before him, so he nods; *hey, go first*. I do my business and exit. He leaves out of his stall a little after me and says, “Hey, sorry, you took long I wanted us to share stalls, take care buddy.”
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FACT! x What she actually said.
“I’m sorry my head doesn’t please you.”
She wasn’t talking about head.
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Youth is wasted on the young.
- Ivan Schrank
– “Greenberg” (2009)
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eternalmcfly asked: What's that movie poster blog? That I like so much......
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FACT! x Nose
I like Lady Gaga’s nose.
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processinglthoughts asked: nigga dont answer my question with a question, and no shit i love sand papaer, thats why i need you on my body .
processinglthoughts asked: hey, can you rub your beard on my face?
stringsandshakers asked: heheh that's awesome. awhh lol nah the questions forrealsies obvs. :)
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Phrases x Term
When I hear the phrase or term “bestie” I actually think of a vagina.
stringsandshakers asked: how patchy is your patchy beard?
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FACT! x iPod count
6180 songs, 15:11:34:50 total time, 35.40 GB.
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Time.
A lady asked me what time it was. It was 4:06, I’ve been wanting to do this for years. Now that I have own a watch I did. I told her it was 54 to 5:00. Probably the most unique face of confusion ever.
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She should...
Tina perm your fuckin’ weave!
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